Feb 11 2009
There are days, I swear, when I despair
And stories like this one don’t help me feel better. There’s a zoo in Michigan that charges visitors to watch animals, er, mate. And it’s sold out, of course.
Hey, what if it turns out animals are heteronormative right-wing bigots?
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Andrea adds: Far be it from me to give dating advice, but this would most certainly qualify as the worst Valentine’s Day date activity, ever.
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Tanya says: To add to Andrea’s point, I wouldn’t bring a child there, either. You don’t want to know the questions I faced from my 3-year-old when we had an embarrassing run-in with some giant turtles on display at the local pet store.
No related posts.
Smarter than 90% of our politicians and banned from the University of Calgary, an articulate and spunky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOR1wUqvJS4
Dude, that’s creepy. Especially the fact that it’s totally sold out.
A date for “furries?” *head desk*