Jul 03 2009
We’re going to have to wrap that newspaper in a paper sack
Don’t you love it when your family newspaper tells you how to have great sex? If so, you’ll want to go have a look, here. I admit I was intrigued by the first paragraph:
Put away your vacuum pump, heavy-duty auto booster cables and edible latex Brad Pitt face mask-and-abs combo.
According to a study released Thursday, such items are simply litter along the road to great sex.
Brad Pitt I get, but heavy-duty auto booster cables? Do people (more or less normal people, I mean), use those for sex? I knew I’d missed a couple of beats, there, but I had no idea… Anyway. I don’t like litter so out they go!
Where was I? Oh yes. Great sex.
Apparently, according to that newspaper article (and who wouldn’t believe such a trusted source of empirical research?), “sexual fulfilment has far less to do with technique and perfect bodies — elements most often ascribed great significance by popular culture — and more to do with such factors as presence, connection and erotic intimacy.”
So pop culture and its countless magazines (you know which ones I mean) describing in great detail the 101 secrets to pleasing your guy are actually lying? Now that’s news!
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Shouldn’t that reporter be writing for Cosmo instead or something?
And people wonder why our newspapers are all failing.
Gee, who’da thunk it! Connection is more important than a Brad Pitt mask (eww)! I’m keeping my jumper cables though, no matter what they say.
Thanks for sharing your insights!