So we’re back to this in today’s Post. Another Forty reasons to have kids, this time by Danielle Crittenden. Her reasons are as good as any, but number one caught my eye, because clearly Danielle didn’t get the memo: They aren’t kids until such time as they emerge from the birth canal:
One: They give you an excuse to eat ice cream for nine months, guiltlessly.
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DEFINITELY cheap entertainment!
Wait. I’m not supposed to be facebook friends with my parents? Oops.
You get to board airplanes first. — Having children for that is better than the alternative of breaking a leg to board early on a wheelchair or something.
I love this list!