A taxi company in Brandon, Manitoba, gives away free condoms to late-night customers Thursday through Sunday. It doesn’t happen very often, but I don’t know quite what to say except that I’m awfully glad I’m not longer dating. Is the girl supposed to be impressed that the guy picks up his condoms in the cab on the way home (wow, what presence of mind he’s displaying)? Or would she rather he shrugged and said: Don’t worry, babe, I’m already well-equipped in that department (wow, and a real gift for double entendres, too)?
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…or if the guy stops there to ‘gas up’, I guess she’s supposed to know what’s coming?
Even the local gas attendant is thinking she’s going to have sex… who needs the government in your bedroom (back seat) when the whole world is there!