This column–I loved it in many ways but especially this line:
There’s a reason that the activists of the abortion movement are in a museum: Because abortion activists are a thing of the past.
Bam. We have to protest these non-rights that are being portrayed as such.
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Thanks, Andrea, for the Friday night giggle.
Bam, indeed.
Abortion activists are not in the museum. A celebration of their victory — abortion rights — is in the Museum of Human Rights. Paid for by the (at the moment) Conservative Government of Canada.
But, sure, when my time comes, they can embalm me and put me in a museum case. With a big fat grin on my face.