Barbie turns 50 today. We can either celebrate by starving ourselves all day, or by eating something fattening and gooey. I’m going with ice cream.
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Tanya adds: I’m just impressed that, after 50 years, Barbie can still pull off heels with a swimsuit. And it’s good to see she’s not anemic anymore.
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Andrea adds: Didn’t Barbie just have a 50th birthday? At this rate, she’ll be 100 soon. (And still not looking a day over 12.)
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I’ve been drinking Dr. Pepper. Nectar of the gods.
I’ve been drinking soy and rice milk. Not nectar of the gods. But both are allowed on my new naturopathic diet. Sigh.