A campaign I can get behind:
LONDON- Hairy hunks who love skimpy swimming trunks, beware! A British theme park wants you to cover up and think about getting a wax job.
Alton Towers, which boasts rollercoaster rides, hotels and a waterpark, has banned male visitors from wearing tiny swimming trunks and is considering a waxing service for hirsute men.
The park said it banned the tight and tiny trunks on the grounds that they are “not deemed public or family friendly.”
“We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure we preserve the dignity of all our guests,” Sales and Marketing Director Morwenna Angove said in a statement emailed to Reuters.
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I completely support this. There will be fewer injuries in the theme park. Now women (and men!) won’t have to walk around with their eyes closed.
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