Good satire makes me laugh, and this is good satire. Et voila. Namaste.
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Faye adds: I just about died from laughing reading this. Awesome.
I also want my child bathed in San Pellegrino. But I want the fluoride removed first somehow. There’s a few parts per million per bottle.
Really, is there any other way to bathe my newborn? He deserves nothing less.
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Have you guys seen this page from the same site? If fetuses could have riders/request lists like traveling celebrities… http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-fetus-pregnancydelivery-rider