It must be fitting somehow that our pumpkin should have half rotted before today (it’s been raining buckets around here). Not that it stopped squirrels from trying to eat the thing (ewww). Oh well. The chocolate bars and various candy things still look good, and that’s the main part, right?
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I got a huge bowl of sweets ready.
It’s nearing 9pm now, and so far not a single trick-or-treater.
What am I supposed to do with a huge bowl of leftover sweets?
Halloween is over, not ont t|ter. But an explanation has been found!
We forgot to turn on the porch light… the traditional invitation to signify our willingness to dispense treats.