Those who write in from time to time suggesting a focus on defining marriage makes me into a fundamentalist? You are right. I concede defeat. Move along–there’s nothing to see here.
I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world,” he wrote. “However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?“
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What purpose would such a union possibly fill? Marriage is a union between two people, two souls. It is a commitment. The only legal purpose for marriage is to give your spouse benefits. What would a cartoon character do with health benefits? People who seriously suggest allowing legal marriages to cartoon characters or dolls (no joke, this has come up too) need professional help and *real* love, not tolerance. Tolerance isn’t always love.