Who is more in favour of “abortion rights? ” Says Hillary: “I am!” Says Barack: “No, I am!”

It’s really hard to win an imaginary war–“abortion rights” don’t exist. “The right to life, liberty and the pursuit of abortions” ain’t enshrined nowhere.

Good luck, then, to both of them in this politicking over nothing at all. We all know they are on the same page on abortion, anyway.