Egad. Céline Dion hasn’t waxed her thighs. And it makes the news. Surprisingly, the reporter failed to notice the chanteuse’s hair was also a touch frizzy. I think I’ll write a letter to the editor to complain about this egregious oversight.

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Andrea adds: And no one noticed that she appears to be wearing a black bag of some sort? To me, her outfit is the stuff of nightmares: Only marginally better than forgetting to dress at all.    

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Rebecca adds: Judging by the facial expression, she’s also smelled something quite terrible.