Do not, I repeat, do not go see G.I. Joe. Do not rent it when the time comes. Do not pass “Go,” do not collect 200 dollars. Saints above. It is very, very boring.

Underwhelming is not big enough a word:

…fans were underwhelmed by a trailer that premiered in February during the Super Bowl football championship, the most-watched television event of the year in the United States.

I wonder whether that’s because fans still expect a story line, possibly even dialogue that works, to accompany the many explosions in a movie?  Quaint notions, I know.