Oh dear. CRTC approves new porn channel, which promises to show 50% Canadian content. Insert your own bad joke here.

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Rebecca adds: The mind boggles. Given that most mainstream Canadian television has the low production values and cheesiness of porn (I’m told) how amateurish and cheesy will Canadian porn be? Oh well, at least it will be exquisitely politically correct, and no doubt bilingual, to boot.

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Andrea adds: “and no doubt bilingual, to boot…” Because porn generally requires a lot of translation to really understand the subtle nuances of intricate plot schemes.

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Tanya says: Already looking forward to the parodies.