So you’re old (sorry, mature), fat (sorry, generously proportioned) and probably bitter as well. Have been for years. Life for divorced baby-boomers isn’t quite as fun as you were led to believe. So you go for a vacation somewhere warm, and almost immediately upon landing are being courted by an unbelievably sexy young man. He swears he’s never seen a more beautiful woman, so naturally you invite him to your room. You’re in love, and are convinced he is, too.
This happens to thousands of women every year. Really.