What I want, versus what I have, put in Jane Austen terms

As you may know by now, I do not like reading Jane Austen, but I do thoroughly enjoy the BBC Pride and Prejudice.

So I found this post very funny, I must admit.

God save me from the social skills of Mr. Collins, is all I have to say. (There are moments when I go home from a cocktail party kicking myself, for sure. Which incidentally, Mr. Collins would not do, because he’d be too obtuse to worry.)

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