In order to violate them so consistently, you kinda have to have some idea what they look like. That’s the only justification I can think of for this:
NEW YORK — Without fanfare, the United Nations this week elected Iran to its Commission on the Status of Women, handing a four-year seat on the influential human rights body to a theocratic state in which stoning is enshrined in law and lashings are required for women judged “immodest.”
So of course I went over to this fine pro-woman site to see what they had to say about that. Here it is, in full:
I’m sure they’ll get around to it. Any minute now.
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Brigitte, despite the topic which isn’t funny at all, I do appreciate your wicked humour.